i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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