I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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