On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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