At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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