Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
They are going to name an STD after you.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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