If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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