butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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