He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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