That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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