i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Randomize