it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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