smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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