the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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