That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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