i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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