Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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