There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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