why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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