Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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