She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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