Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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