Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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