So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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