these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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