I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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