I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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