I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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