I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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