we have pet lesbian snakes
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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