ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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