He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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