you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my shit smells like andre
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize
