Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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