took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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