I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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