My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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