My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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