okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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