physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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