I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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