I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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