i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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