If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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