Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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