It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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