This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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