what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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