you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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