doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
That was an excessively violent trivia night
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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