That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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