He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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