at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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