she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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